Sickie

I'm home sick today, and always forget what you get to experience on day-time TV.

Mike Tyson is on Ellen.  He has a tattoo of a spider eating his eye gracing the left side of his head.  Um...why?

Also, the following is an actual Google Chat conversation Dutch  Boy and I had several hours ago, provided here for your entertainment.
me:  um you're going to have to be on roach patrol tonight

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

ewwwwwww

i opened up the cupboard trying to decide what i wanted for lunch

and there he sat

i tried to get him

but he was too quick

and lady was in the way

i was afraid he was going to fall on her

needless to say

i'm not going back in the cupboard

and i'm not hungry any more

ew

ew

ew

texas sucks

for that very reason

dis

gus

ting

ok

i'm done

 Sent at 1:57 PM on Tuesday

 Jonathan:  LOL

LOL

LOL

sorry but it is funny from my side of things

but i will go on patrol when i get home

 Sent at 2:08 PM on Tuesday

 me:  ick

 Sent at 2:13 PM on Tuesday

 Jonathan: 

 Sent at 2:18 PM on Tuesday

 me:  not funny

gross

really

really

really

exceptionally

gross

 Jonathan:  uh huh

big?

 me:  easily a 2 incher

 Jonathan:  lol

ok

 me:  and red

i hate when they're red

 Jonathan:  right

i will see what i can do when i get back

 me:  that grosses me out more than the size

but in the meantime

he's in the place where i live

ew

 Jonathan:  probably crawling around the bed

me:  AHHHHHHHHHH

don't start

 Jonathan:  i know

well hunker down

 me:  this is defcom 5

i don't think you quite comprehend the gravity of the situation

 Jonathan:  i have an idea

 me:  you have a dirty bomb for me to put in the cabinet?

 Jonathan:  lol

no i have an idea of the gravity of the situation

 me:  oh

you'd better

 

And that, my friends, was my Tuesday at home.